Some of you may know that I work in the ASU parking office. As silly as it may sound, after having graduated with a degree in Comparative Literature, it is a great job so far. One of the more entertaining diversions I have created is a list of ridiculous (but oh so real) names of people that come in to purchase parking decals. Except when both names are part of the joy, I try to keep my list to just first or last names to protect some semblance of privacy. The names are funny for a variety of reasons. Some names are other (English or otherwise) words. Others, for example, are funny because they are impossible to pronounce. Finally are the names that make me laugh because they make me too uncomfortable to do anything else. I do realize that this could make me seem somewhat heartless, but here we are nonetheless. After that lengthy introduction, here are the top 10 so far:
10. G. Rambo
9. J. Chandarana
8. B. Hembd
7. R. Crnich
6. K. Krumweide
5. K. Stubbs
4. M. Lechuga
3. D. Narciso
2. J. Lusty and L. Slutsky (Tied for second as the couple destined to marry)
1. Stephanie Stephanik