
A few of Jonah's recent funny phrases:
When he wants us to look at him: "What's me doing, mama?"
When we park the car: "Jonah comes with us?" Like we've ever made him wait in the car!
When he wants to pet something: "Jonah soft him!" or today, "Imma hold is tail!" (the squirrel did not approve of this plan, obviously).
A few things I've noticed about Alabama in the last few days:
-Instead of low riders, the gangster sedans are lifted. It is ridiculous.

This was the closest I could find with a quick image search, but the cars are in much better condition and usually bright colors and the wheels have fancy rims, of course.
-Football is a pretty big deal. Obviously. Still, it catches me off guard. Last night I went to a home in our ward for bookgroup and above the fireplace was a huge photograph of a football tackle. I asked a friend if someone in the family played for the University at one point (after all, maybe it was a picture of the man of the house?). Nope. Oh, and the giant (and I mean GIANT) photograph of an elephant? It was certainly striking. I didn't realize it was in homage to the Alabama elephant. Hmmm. Did I mention the other elephant knick knacks and framed photograph of the stadium? Obviously, my living room decor of family pictures is old news.
-Popular belief holds that "Crimson Tide" has to do with the stadium awash in crimson shirted fans. The clay around here is red, too, so maybe that has something to do with it? Also, the mascot is an elephant because in the 30's an announcer and/or sports writer (depending on who you ask) compared the team to a herd of elephants as they took the field.
-Every place we've lived has its own brand of bad driver. In Provo, for example, a red traffic light either means stop or speed-up-to-the-car-in-front-of-you-so-you're-close-enough-that-it-doesnt-matter-if-you-go-too. Here, we have noticed very few people pull over for emergency vehicles. It's giving Josh an ulcer.
-In happy news, the only real difference I've noticed in the general populace here (other than accents, of course) is that they are much more patient with children as a whole. Yesterday at the store, Jonah was "helping" and knocked over a bunch of cereal. The lady behind me wasn't annoyed or even just ambivalent. She told me all about how cute he was and not to scold him, etc. I've heard this more than once when Jonah did something that I consider poor behavior. I still expect him to behave in public, but it's nice to not worry so much about if he is bothering anyone else.