This afternoon, I lost Caroline. I needed to ask her a question, but I could not find her anywhere! As I walked around the house calling for her, I realized I didn't know where Miriam was either. That meant I was looking for two silly girls. Since I can generally tell where they are just by the sound of their laughter, I was intrigued. I finally found them both locked in my bathroom.
Me: Hey girls, what are you doing?
Miriam: We were watching the spider drown!
Caroline: Well, I found a spider, so I caught and asked if anyone needed to go to the bathroom. Miriam said she didn't, so I told her I did, so we came to the bathroom and threw it in the toilet. Then I peed on it and we flushed it down.
Miriam: And the spider drowned in her pee!
Heaven help me.
